And now for something completely different

A gift to the exceptionally lovely English-speaking audience that surely I would have if not for the language thing:

Tankeros Love, by Kivikasvot

Hey hey hey baby, I love you
And if you love me too, then I love you three four five
Hey can't you see that's me
Do you know lumiland? Do you know poroland? Do you know ruskaland, and dangerous dangerous love?

Made in Finland, made in Finland
Hakkaa päälle Suomen poika, ettei meitä toiset voita
Sibelius, sauna ja sisu
Ne on made in Finland

Hey hey hey lady, I want you
And if you want me too, bring two tea to thirty-two
I wait for you, you, you. Do you know vihtaland? Do you know Untoland? Do you know Urkkiland, and dangerous, dangerous love?

Made in Finland, made in Finland
Hakkaa päälle Suomen poika, ettei meitä toiset voita
Höyhenet, terva ja viina
Ne on made in Finland

Hey hey hey baby, I talk to you
And if you talk me too, then I talk you three four five
Hey can't you see that's me
Do you know lätkäland? Do you know mölliland? Do you know härmäland, and dangerous, dangerous love?

Made in Finland, made in Finland
Hakkaa päälle Suomen poika, ettei meitä toiset voita
Pursiainen, Salin ja Viren
Ne on made in Finland

Sisu in Finland
Sauna in Finland

Verta pakkiin Suomen poika, ettei meitä toiset voita
Dangerous love and me, ne on made in Finland